Why should people still be Smiths When metalwork's a dying art? Why not pick a name that fits, The way that Ringo is a Starr? So, Shanks the runner, Jones the junkie, Green the environmentalist, Wright the author, Toad the flunky; Thatcher's one that won't be missed. But some old names still work just fine, Like Robin-son from Robin-dad : On Monday mornings, five past nine, Start the Week with Melvyn Bragg.